You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus, and as charming as an eel,
You're a bad banana, with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr.Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hold. Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in you soul, Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-&-a 1/2 ft. pole!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your hear tis full of unwashed socks.
your sould is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch!
The 3 words that best describe you are as follows and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato, splotched with moldy, purple spots, Mr. Grinch!
Your sould is an apalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey, and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch!
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
Here he is in all of his glory!