You're a Mean One..

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus, and as charming as an eel,

Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana, with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr.Grinch!

Your heart's an empty hold. Your brain is full of spiders.

You've got garlic in you soul, Mr. Grinch!

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-&-a 1/2 ft. pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch!

Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!

You're a nasty, wasty skunk!

Your hear tis full of unwashed socks.

your sould is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch!

The 3 words that best describe you are as follows and I quote,

"Stink, stank, stunk!"

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!

You're the king of sinful sots!

Your heart's a dead tomato, splotched with moldy, purple spots, Mr. Grinch!

Your sould is an apalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful

assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,

Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!

With a nauseous super naus!

You're a crooked jerky jockey, and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch!

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

Here he is in all of his glory!

Soon, he will be joined by Cindy Lou Who and his dog Max! Stay tuned!